My old roommate/close friend Nick is broadcasting Ginger's kittens Hi-Def!

A "friend" ditched Ginger at Nick's house (despite his dire financial situation) claiming it was only for a couple weeks and she'd pay for food. Then the previous owner disappeared and Gingie got knocked up. Ginger popped out the kittens on March 8th.

Nick is streaming live kitten cam of the 5 cuties and their mom. The kittens will go to a good home in another 7-8 weeks or so (they're only 5 or 6 days old right now).

Go and watch and donate if you can! Or just watch and spread the word so Nick can get enough donations to spay Ginger and take care of the kitties. Please post a link in your journal or whatever other sites you use if you can... it is much appreciated by myself, Nick, and Ginger!

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It's adorable and there's a chatroom that is usually fairly entertaining Nick is warlok on the chat and I am shere khan after my precious kitty cat

See you there!

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I just went to the grocery store, managed to find everything I wanted... perfect. I had some really good stuff. Hauled it all to check out and my card was declined. I thought I had money, tried to check before I left home but Suntrust's online banking is down for maintenance.

So a line of 7 people accumulated (it was the only lane open), waiting and watching as I tried it again, tried paying for part with the $15 cash that I had, tried my card again, gave some items back (had to call customer service for that), tried it again, still declined even though it was like $13, gave the rest of the items back (had to call customer service back again) and ended up going home with 5 cans of cat food, a cat toy, a gallon of milk, and a gallon of water that I think I accidentally stole.



Then I called Nick bawling my eyes out in the parking lot sitting in my car. This was after I teared up in the store and said 'fuck' a lot so all the people in line would know I was more upset than they were.

Then I got home and had a personal tantrum that scared my cat off so she wouldn't play with her new toy. She did eat her kitty food though. In a few days I may be eating it too.

I have a roommate supposed to move in tomorrow in which case I'll get about $1100 which would be really nice. Rent is due in a week though. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I need $1400. Putting up fliers tomorrow around campus.

Fuck my life.

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

I have spent hours on here today...

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Today, I gave my girlfriend non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech she tells me I have the body of a monk seal. She then takes my keys, staggers to my car, and drives away. She crashed into a tree 2 blocks later. She's fine. FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML


Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML


In other news, my gorgeous Seagate Free Agent external terabyte hard drive has arrived. I now have over 110 GB of music. Yay... but now Utorrent keeps shitting itself for no apparent reason. Fuck.

I'm currently waiting to hear back from a job application to a bakery (I have great references from the owner and from the manager of a bakery I just worked at.) I'm worried about how I'm going to cover rent next month if I don't find roommates and a job. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I've done what I can though so now I'm going to get stoned and try not to stress.

Ugh.

This was my first week at my new house... it's been hectic but wonderful.

I bought a lot of new things that I needed, including an orgasmic queen size mattress. Indulgence by Kingsdown... it's latex foam, pillow top, individually coiled springs. I have never slept so well in my entire life. It is by far the most comfortable bed I've been in. And it's all mine.

I also went to Ross to bargain shop for sheets, pillowcases, and a comforter. So now I've got 600 thread count sheets and lots of extra pillows and a down alternative comforter that I love. And I got all of them for good deals too.

I'm just about out of money unfortunately... I kind of forgot that's what happens when you have to buy everything from bath mats to can openers, scissors to sponges. It all adds up very fast when you move into an empty house.

My closet is big enough to live in so now my room is actually clean and I can keep the mess confined to my closet, easily hidden by closing the door and turning off the light switch.

I just got on a new anti-depressant... Pristiq. Supposedly a lot like Lexapro which is what I used to take that worked well for a long while. I have my computer desk and chair set up thanks to my wonderful friends who have helped me all week in exchange for sex toys (for Susan) and a terabyte hard drive (for Nick).

I have an external terabyte hard drive coming to me as well. Both of them are Seagate but apparently my interface is old so I have to get the external one. Which is fine because I'd like to be able to bring my music and porn with me everywhere.

I also paid my $20 library fines and ordered 4 new books from my favorite authors to be delivered to my house (I love Orange County Library System and their enabling of lazy readers). Oh and obviously I have internet set up... I got the highest high speed they offer. And cable which I'm paying for but currently not using due to my lack of television. I watch all my shows on Hulu anyway but my future roomies may want cable.

Speaking of which, I've got a nice 18 year old student named Alberto moving in on Sunday. We had a pleasant conversation last week when he stopped by to look at the house. I think he'll be cool to live with. Now I just need to find 2 more roomies and I'll break even.

Hope everyone is doing well... <3

I have a house! I just signed a 1 year lease with my new landlord. I move on Sunday.

It rocks. 4/2, almost 2,000 sq. ft., and a huge master bedroom/bathroom. Which will be mine.

I have never had my own house before. I have rented two different shitty apartments, one room in some lady's shitty townhouse, and a room at my friend Nick's house (whose futon I am currently living on after returning from a few months at my mom's). I have never had my pick of rooms, I have never had my name alone on the lease, and I have never had the privilege of kicking out bothersome and/or psychotic roommates.

Now I shall have all of this and more

I will post some pictures in my scrapbook when I furnish the house.

Oh and I'm getting some shrooms tonight

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EDIT: Pics of the house, courtesy of the landlord's craigslist ad:

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