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I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.
'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.
Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
Start sucking up to all of them fast-
Watch the Blank Stares rolling on past.
So if you don't get eaten alive...
If somehow you manage to survive,
Deviant forums can entertain
while slowly driving you insane.
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.
'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.
Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
Start sucking up to all of them fast-
Watch the Blank Stares rolling on past.
So if you don't get eaten alive...
If somehow you manage to survive,
Deviant forums can entertain
while slowly driving you insane.
I spent about 2 hours writing this (it is a lot harder than it looks)... but it was definitely worth it. Had a bit of fun.
You may not understand it if you don't frequent the forums
But for the few of you that are avid-forum-goers, I hope you get a giggle out of it.
Note- There are a few usernames and such that I want written as links... and I'm not sure if it will appear that way in the poem. I'll edit that if it doesn't work
You may not understand it if you don't frequent the forums
But for the few of you that are avid-forum-goers, I hope you get a giggle out of it.Note- There are a few usernames and such that I want written as links... and I'm not sure if it will appear that way in the poem. I'll edit that if it doesn't work
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I love this poem.
Gosh the forums annoy me,
I almost wretch with each grammar mistake made.
And the language, bleck.
Gosh the forums annoy me,
I almost wretch with each grammar mistake made.
And the language, bleck.